I have a lot of fun with pissing off people by portraying a giant newfag. Too many people take it seriously, which is ironic, considering this is the Internet.

So, everyone who comes across this page, take witness to how easy it really is to troll anybody-- even people who consider themselves trolls. Here's how you do it:

1) Make art related to overused, old memes that happen to be LOVED by a bunch of *-fags and post it on DA. Make one at least your Deviant ID. Raidfags and gaiafags are the easiest to be labeled as, as well as the easiest to join in conversation. You'd expect raidfags to be harder to talk with, but since they do it wrong, they're easy if you can put two and two together.

2) Join chatrooms that don't necessarily promote faggotry, such as #caffienelounge, and just start talking.

3) Anyone who knows better is probably going to start flaming you. Since you're a troll, you know what to do here. If you're a moron, let me spell it out for you: In this case, trolling is when you use an argument with an obvious logical fallacy related to the subject presented to you. Most people just go in, spam shock pictures and racial slurs and call this trolling. They also just try to piss you off by lying or constantly badgering, and while this is them getting a ruse out of you for fun, this is merely shit-talking and not trolling as a whole.

For instance, with this account one of the situations was as follows:

Them: "Rules 1 and 2, faggot. You're doing it wrong."
Me: "There's nothing wrong with showing people what you like!", "It's just a website my friends showed me, there's nothing wrong with telling other people about that!", "What the hell are you talking about, I'm not even browsing 4chan right now, how can I be breaking those rules?"

Some people will even point out that this account is a walking trainwreck full of memes. O RLY? Normally I just go and say that it makes me the "ultimate /b/tard," and get people to rage (or lol) when I call them all newfags.

Now that I've pointed out how absolutely fucking easy it is to piss people off on DA, let me point out to you that the whole issue of someone being angry for witnessing newfaggotry in comparison to yourself is ridiculously hypocritical. While I can understand that you don't want retards to kill what you considered fun back in the day (or, still do, if you're really THAT easily amused,) you're forgetting one of the phrases that's been around as long as the Internet: "The Internet is Serious Business."

While we use this for people who bitch that their furry neko sakura is, "TOTALLY THEIR OWN CHARACTER CUZ ITS DIFFERENT COLORS," this also can be applied to people who freak out and get pissed at a newfag going around and doing it wrong. After all, if the Internet is not serious business as the humor of the phrase mentioned earlier implies, why are you taking it so seriously? Just laugh, troll the moron and let them leave on their own. After all, there's nothing worse than being beaten at your own game, and it's fun to mislead newfags into failing miserably.

But Marty Chang, is this entry over? Yes, it is.